








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3373 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2111 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1403 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1440 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $341,570 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hünterxd | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | marvelousspirit | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Luke:> | 65% | 34 |
| #4 | cama #Refrag.gg | 62% | 101 |
| #5 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 61% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | future milf | 60% | 45 |
| #8 | jawillez | 59% | 76 |
| #9 | Fortza | 54% | 39 |
| #10 | Mätthëw | 39% | 18 |
| #11 | Chief Queef | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | cama #Refrag.gg | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | future milf | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | jawillez | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Luke:> | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jawillez | 223 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Luke:> | 209 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #3 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 166 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | future milf | 150 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | cama #Refrag.gg | 124 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke:> | +4.07 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | cama #Refrag.gg | +2.59 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | ⚛0rkin♆ | +0.98 | 79 | 83 |
| #4 | jawillez | +0.89 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | future milf | +0.35 | 84 | 41 |





