








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Esplay | 28 matches | 2,301 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3930 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2790 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1764 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2331 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $593,877 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Julio Jones | 82% | 17 |
| #2 | andalusia | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | jawillez | 67% | 66 |
| #4 | cama #Refrag.gg | 65% | 71 |
| #5 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 65% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Mätthëw | 60% | 48 |
| #10 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 59% | 66 |
| #11 | Chief Queef | 58% | 33 |
| #12 | lilfluffbun | 57% | 86 |
| #13 | hellokittyprince | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 9 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | cama #Refrag.gg | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | jawillez | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | lilfluffbun | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Mätthëw | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 249 | 0.34 | 6 min |
| #2 | jawillez | 192 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 191 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | cama #Refrag.gg | 86 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Julio Jones | 56 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke:> | +5.06 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | pazzy | +4.18 | 96 | 53 |
| #3 | cama #Refrag.gg | +2.80 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | Julio Jones | +1.47 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | andalusia | +1.06 | 71 | 75 |





