








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1802 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1478 | 29% |
| Smokes | 895 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 976 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1808 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,519 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zen | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Luke:> | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | lilfluffbun | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 60% | 45 |
| #5 | Chief Queef | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Mätthëw | 50% | 52 |
| #11 | jawillez | 49% | 79 |
| #12 | Fortza | 38% | 32 |
| #13 | andalusia | 36% | 14 |
| #14 | marvelousspirit | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 11 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | jawillez | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | cama #Refrag.gg | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Luke:> | 4 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 333 | 0.35 | 11 min |
| #2 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 189 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | jawillez | 186 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | cama #Refrag.gg | 150 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Luke:> | 85 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke:> | +6.47 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | cama #Refrag.gg | +3.02 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | jawillez | +2.30 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Patty #Refrag.gg | +1.98 | 80 | 56 |
| #5 | ⚛0rkin♆ | +1.30 | 84 | 87 |





