








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2886 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2459 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1553 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1775 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $803,318 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortza | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 61% | 67 |
| #3 | Luke:> | 59% | 66 |
| #4 | andalusia | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | jawillez | 58% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke:> | 14 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | cama #Refrag.gg | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | jawillez | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Chief Queef | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Brannstroom | 5 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 507 | 0.34 | 16 min |
| #2 | cama #Refrag.gg | 344 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Luke:> | 341 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #4 | jawillez | 275 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | future milf | 167 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke:> | +4.93 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | cama #Refrag.gg | +3.23 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | Patty #Refrag.gg | +2.10 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | andalusia | +1.70 | 66 | 75 |
| #5 | jawillez | +0.69 | 71 | 61 |





