








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 592 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1292 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 752 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1429 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $550,677 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fortza | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Luke:> | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | cama #Refrag.gg | 52% | 100 |
| #4 | jawillez | 51% | 61 |
| #5 | BrothaZylo | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 25 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Luke:> | 9 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | cama #Refrag.gg | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | jawillez | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | future milf | 5 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patty #Refrag.gg | 540 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | Luke:> | 243 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | cama #Refrag.gg | 206 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | jawillez | 177 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | ⚛0rkin♆ | 133 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke:> | +6.62 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | cama #Refrag.gg | +4.10 | 87 | 62 |
| #3 | Patty #Refrag.gg | +3.42 | 85 | 58 |
| #4 | hellokittyprince | +2.74 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | jawillez | +1.81 | 74 | 59 |





