








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 838 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1043 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 456 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 604 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $268,243 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Kallu | 57% | 14 |
| #9 | PeKSulli | 52% | 23 |
| #10 | matohäntä | 50% | 10 |
| #11 | ned | 33% | 12 |
| #12 | tpsaaa | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hartsah11 | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | tumu | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Kong | 1 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hartsah11 | 89 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | tumu | 71 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | PeKSulli | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kallu | 34 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | eedubbi | 30 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VIGGEE 👑 | +6.84 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Hartsah11 | +2.25 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | honda | +1.82 | 65 | 71 |
| #4 | PeKSulli | +1.71 | 84 | 59 |
| #5 | eedubbi | +1.42 | 89 | 72 |





