








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1421 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 544 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9199 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8783 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5823 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7526 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,134,297 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | krisbo | 45% | 55 |
| #7 | RockyFIN | 45% | 40 |
| #8 | Scorbutus | 45% | 167 |
| #9 | Электрошокеры | 44% | 75 |
| #10 | jonagar | 43% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProPottu | 423 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | Scorbutus | 362 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | JoL | 282 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | jonagar | 225 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Электрошокеры | 165 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAJU | +1.97 | 68 | 74 |
| #2 | Por1lainen | +1.48 | 48 | 60 |
| #3 | Электрошокеры | +1.47 | 67 | 74 |
| #4 | JoL | +0.54 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | Scorbutus | -0.22 | 70 | 68 |





