








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 347 matches | ||
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4031 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3902 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4465 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3714 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,241,546 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JxLayout | 61% | 75 |
| #2 | krisbo | 56% | 91 |
| #3 | Por1lainen | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | ProPottu | 52% | 354 |
| #5 | Scorbutus | 51% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ProPottu | 52% | 354 |
| #5 | Scorbutus | 51% | 279 |
| #6 | JoL | 47% | 158 |
| #7 | ♛ | 45% | 33 |
| #8 | PAJU | 43% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorbutus | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | krisbo | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | JxLayout | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | PAJU | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | JoL | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorbutus | 770 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #2 | ProPottu | 715 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #3 | PAJU | 495 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | JoL | 193 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | JxLayout | 139 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JxLayout | +3.55 | 69 | 72 |
| #2 | PAJU | +3.21 | 66 | 75 |
| #3 | Por1lainen | +1.76 | 39 | 68 |
| #4 | Scorbutus | +1.20 | 72 | 70 |
| #5 | JoL | +0.86 | 81 | 60 |





