








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 965 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 443 matches | ||
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5074 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6667 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6340 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6127 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,612,353 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAJU | 52% | 212 |
| #2 | Por1lainen | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | Tony | 49% | 124 |
| #4 | Alm3ra | 49% | 72 |
| #5 | Hande | 48% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProPottu | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | PAJU | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Tinkenator | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | jonagar | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Tony | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAJU | 833 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | Scorbutus | 607 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | ProPottu | 591 | 0.09 | 19 min |
| #4 | Alm3ra | 339 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #5 | jonagar | 274 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAJU | +3.30 | 65 | 76 |
| #2 | JoL | +1.54 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | Por1lainen | +1.35 | 44 | 67 |
| #4 | Scorbutus | +0.49 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | Alm3ra | -0.74 | 42 | 78 |





