








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 354 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,950 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3859 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4977 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6178 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5936 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,100,300 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProVi | 64% | 58 |
| #2 | T33MU | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | Anze | 62% | 102 |
| #4 | skutsi +rep | 61% | 23 |
| #5 | devastor | 60% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | ThNdz | 52% | 29 |
| #14 | Puuha Pete Peek | 49% | 37 |
| #15 | ProPottu | 46% | 26 |
| #16 | PAJU | 44% | 75 |
| #17 | Scorbutus | 42% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tosis | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | devastor | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | PAJU | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Elisanliittyma | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | ProVi | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tosis | 482 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | JN | 343 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | PAJU | 299 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Nalle | 270 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #5 | devastor | 251 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Электрошокеры | +2.58 | 69 | 74 |
| #2 | T33MU | +1.63 | 70 | 80 |
| #3 | Puuha Pete Peek | +1.52 | 77 | 58 |
| #4 | aLT | +1.17 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | PAJU | +0.95 | 69 | 71 |





