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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1630 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3690 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2493 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2410 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,489,611 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeXual | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | Taisteluhippo laitineh | 50% | 101 |
| #3 | Harge | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | Hillo | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | fffeijjo | 50% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | cLEEz | 47% | 51 |
| #8 | dUFFAjAY | 46% | 127 |
| #9 | sHOwtimE | 44% | 25 |
| #10 | Hurri | 42% | 48 |
| #11 | Arska | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dUFFAjAY | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Stumbel91YT | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Taisteluhippo laitineh | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | fffeijjo | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | cLEEz | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fffeijjo | 532 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #2 | TeXual | 297 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #3 | dUFFAjAY | 248 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Stumbel91YT | 216 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Taisteluhippo laitineh | 183 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeXual | +2.10 | 67 | 83 |
| #2 | Hillo | +1.81 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | sHOwtimE | +1.71 | 56 | 71 |
| #4 | Arska | +1.62 | 70 | 65 |
| #5 | Monko | +1.24 | 46 | 58 |





