








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1113 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2744 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2081 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1972 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $950,857 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Falco | 42% | 19 |
| #12 | Stumbel91YT | 41% | 150 |
| #13 | Nakit | 41% | 22 |
| #14 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | 36% | 53 |
| #15 | ekkis | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fffeijjo | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Stumbel91YT | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Monko | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Taisteluhippo laitineh | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fffeijjo | 786 | 0.24 | 27 min |
| #2 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | 335 | 0.32 | 9 min |
| #3 | TeXual | 299 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #4 | Stumbel91YT | 294 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Taisteluhippo laitineh | 146 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SorakojoottiCS.PRO | +3.48 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | TeXual | +2.02 | 64 | 81 |
| #3 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | +1.99 | 85 | 78 |
| #4 | PateM | +1.60 | 56 | 64 |
| #5 | Monko | +1.36 | 41 | 61 |





