








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 295 matches | ||
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9039 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5233 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4956 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5136 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,646,599 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waxxy | 51% | 513 |
| #2 | Zerion | 49% | 170 |
| #3 | Neweko | 48% | 388 |
| #4 | banannoKSM | 48% | 478 |
| #5 | RTM | 47% | 340 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | banannoKSM | 48% | 478 |
| #5 | RTM | 47% | 340 |
| #6 | Bas1c(: | 45% | 297 |
| #7 | LeżyJedenSkibidi | 42% | 71 |
| #8 | tumu(L)ec | 42% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | banannoKSM | 66 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Bas1c(: | 57 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Waxxy | 54 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Neweko | 26 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | RTM | 13 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | banannoKSM | 1521 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #2 | Waxxy | 774 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | RTM | 526 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | Neweko | 520 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #5 | Bas1c(: | 389 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waxxy | +2.68 | 80 | 43 |
| #2 | Bas1c(: | +1.10 | 69 | 42 |
| #3 | Zerion | +0.75 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | zorux | +0.74 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | banannoKSM | -0.79 | 51 | 58 |





