








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1021 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 279 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3099 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2606 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3886 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4248 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,177,973 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 744 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zerion | 53% | 145 |
| #2 | LeżyJedenSkibidi | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | Bas1c(: | 53% | 247 |
| #4 | Neweko | 52% | 323 |
| #5 | banannoKSM | 51% | 391 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Neweko | 52% | 323 |
| #5 | banannoKSM | 51% | 391 |
| #6 | zorux | 51% | 513 |
| #7 | RTM | 49% | 283 |
| #8 | tumu(L)ec | 48% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | banannoKSM | 50 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Bas1c(: | 32 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | zorux | 28 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Neweko | 14 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | RTM | 9 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zorux | 1819 | 0.17 | 40 min |
| #2 | banannoKSM | 1233 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #3 | Neweko | 427 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | RTM | 422 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | Bas1c(: | 327 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waxxy | +2.83 | 80 | 43 |
| #2 | Bas1c(: | +1.19 | 71 | 43 |
| #3 | Zerion | +0.75 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | zorux | +0.62 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | banannoKSM | -0.93 | 51 | 59 |





