








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 860 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 431 matches | ||
| Faceit | 186 matches | ||
| Wingman | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




128 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2771 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2701 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4055 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4559 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,280,884 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1016 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | -sprukeii- | 47% | 180 |
| #7 | Neweko | 47% | 208 |
| #8 | zorux | 45% | 297 |
| #9 | banannoKSM | 45% | 221 |
| #10 | RTM | 44% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -sprukeii- | 39 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | siperak | 34 | 0.0189 |
| #3 | Waxxy | 23 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | banannoKSM | 23 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | zorux | 18 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siperak | +2.22 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | Waxxy | +1.95 | 78 | 45 |
| #3 | Bas1c(: | +1.39 | 72 | 40 |
| #4 | Zerion | +0.67 | 84 | 54 |
| #5 | -sprukeii- | +0.47 | 81 | 54 |





