








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 239 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3412 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3100 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2244 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2826 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,075,169 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiNtBlAsUb | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | tuulos | 71% | 21 |
| #3 | Vile | 69% | 26 |
| #4 | 2OLD4rölli | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | koukis | 60% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | S4MI | 56% | 16 |
| #11 | Tuuli :3 | 55% | 49 |
| #12 | Tomppa | 55% | 22 |
| #13 | Drip Pancakes | 49% | 77 |
| #14 | Streets are calling me | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daNbee | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | koukis | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | SINI♡ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Nekopeek |トルネード | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | MiNtBlAsUb | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koukis | 657 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #2 | SINI♡ | 342 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | Nekopeek |トルネード | 175 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | tuulos | 169 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #5 | Drip Pancakes | 168 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiNtBlAsUb | +3.60 | 92 | 75 |
| #2 | Vile | +2.85 | 86 | 66 |
| #3 | SINI♡ | +1.86 | 84 | 74 |
| #4 | Streets are calling me | +1.84 | 75 | 50 |
| #5 | tuulos | +1.79 | 66 | 63 |





