








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 1186 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 62,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15661 | 25% |
| Smokes | 14345 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 15329 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 16965 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,857,636 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 571 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koukis | 67% | 87 |
| #2 | Wheatground | 59% | 79 |
| #3 | Nekopeek |トルネード | 57% | 103 |
| #4 | daNbee | 56% | 73 |
| #5 | Tuuli :3 | 56% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Pate vaa (= | 51% | 72 |
| #13 | mälläri (: | 51% | 125 |
| #14 | crisu | 50% | 173 |
| #15 | 2OLD4rölli | 50% | 98 |
| #16 | GAYLORD | 48% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barak | +2.05 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | mälläri (: | +0.78 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | daNbee | +0.71 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | 2OLD4rölli | +0.57 | 79 | 70 |
| #5 | SINI♡ | +0.51 | 82 | 65 |





