








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 320 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3860 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4164 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2574 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3641 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,001,094 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ุ | 71% | 31 |
| #2 | tuve | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | 250km/h peek Aitbob | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | peter griffin | 68% | 31 |
| #5 | tuulos | 67% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Nekopeek |トルネード | 54% | 54 |
| #14 | kustars15 | 52% | 21 |
| #15 | Linkka | 33% | 24 |
| #16 | lastenohjaaja | 32% | 19 |
| #17 | King Ode | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peter griffin | 8 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | koukis | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Ganksta_Nipa | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | lastenohjaaja | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Nekopeek |トルネード | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koukis | 634 | 0.28 | 19 min |
| #2 | SINI♡ | 347 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | Nekopeek |トルネード | 222 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | tuulos | 216 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #5 | Sasoni | 193 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ุ | +2.47 | 85 | 47 |
| #2 | SINI♡ | +1.51 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | tuulos | +0.93 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | Ganksta_Nipa | +0.91 | 80 | 70 |
| #5 | daNbee | +0.81 | 65 | 54 |





