








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 421 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7723 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6832 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3702 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4832 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,106,675 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mArkKu | 62% | 85 |
| #2 | makita ossi | 54% | 237 |
| #3 | helldog | 53% | 40 |
| #4 | REISKA57 | 50% | 222 |
| #5 | tinnepapi | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | KAUPPIAS | 48% | 184 |
| #8 | PERKKIÖMÄEN ANTISANKARI | 48% | 159 |
| #9 | Betsijumala | 47% | 90 |
| #10 | KalakutanKorjaamo | 46% | 228 |
| #11 | esva | 46% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makita ossi | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | PERKKIÖMÄEN ANTISANKARI | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Betsijumala | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | KalakutanKorjaamo | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | REISKA57 | 7 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | 936 | 0.21 | 32 min |
| #2 | makita ossi | 796 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #3 | KalakutanKorjaamo | 744 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #4 | KAUPPIAS | 475 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #5 | REISKA57 | 377 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mArkKu | +4.06 | 66 | 74 |
| #2 | makita ossi | +2.23 | 53 | 68 |
| #3 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | +1.47 | 52 | 80 |
| #4 | Betsijumala | +1.45 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | tinnepapi | +0.55 | 61 | 70 |





