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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1894 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 486 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Renown | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 65,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19464 | 30% |
| Smokes | 15876 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 15748 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 14176 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,270,291 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keilakki | 79% | 470 |
| #2 | ose | 77% | 738 |
| #3 | szurasd | 74% | 414 |
| #4 | dasd | 73% | 86 |
| #5 | tinnepapi | 71% | 787 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | n4su | 48% | 233 |
| #13 | REISKA57 | 46% | 267 |
| #14 | esva | 41% | 150 |
| #15 | PERKKIÖMÄEN ANTISANKARI | 39% | 108 |
| #16 | KalakutanKorjaamo | 30% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mArkKu | 67 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | tinnepapi | 37 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ose | 30 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | szurasd | 28 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | makita ossi | 20 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mArkKu | 2368 | 0.14 | 65 min |
| #2 | ose | 1875 | 0.14 | 51 min |
| #3 | keilakki | 1620 | 0.19 | 50 min |
| #4 | szurasd | 1298 | 0.17 | 36 min |
| #5 | tinnepapi | 1242 | 0.09 | 28 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ose | +5.41 | 85 | 74 |
| #2 | keilakki | +2.67 | 64 | 77 |
| #3 | mArkKu | +2.65 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | szurasd | +0.60 | 72 | 71 |
| #5 | makita ossi | +0.32 | 45 | 67 |





