








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1082 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 381 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5326 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7165 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7647 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6994 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6115 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,396,083 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 611 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tinnepapi | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | PERKKIÖMÄEN ANTISANKARI | 55% | 91 |
| #3 | mArkKu | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | n4su | 54% | 237 |
| #5 | esva | 53% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KAUPPIAS | 53% | 88 |
| #7 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | 52% | 308 |
| #8 | REISKA57 | 49% | 277 |
| #9 | helldog | 49% | 55 |
| #10 | KalakutanKorjaamo | 48% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REISKA57 | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | esva | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | PERKKIÖMÄEN ANTISANKARI | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | n4su | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | 1451 | 0.24 | 53 min |
| #2 | n4su | 1135 | 0.24 | 35 min |
| #3 | KalakutanKorjaamo | 564 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | REISKA57 | 406 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #5 | esva | 356 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mArkKu | +2.73 | 58 | 70 |
| #2 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | +1.62 | 50 | 81 |
| #3 | makita ossi | +1.05 | 49 | 67 |
| #4 | KAUPPIAS | +0.43 | 58 | 73 |
| #5 | tinnepapi | -0.61 | 70 | 70 |





