








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,747 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4195 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5010 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3396 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4146 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $742,515 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J. Wu. | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | makita ossi | 53% | 88 |
| #3 | n4su | 48% | 184 |
| #4 | Betsijumala | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | PERKKIÖMÄEN ANTISANKARI | 47% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KalakutanKorjaamo | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | sÜkeripupu:3 | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | n4su | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | PERKKIÖMÄEN ANTISANKARI | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | REISKA57 | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KalakutanKorjaamo | 1033 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #2 | n4su | 804 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #3 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | 334 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #4 | makita ossi | 326 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | PERKKIÖMÄEN ANTISANKARI | 321 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makita ossi | +2.77 | 48 | 69 |
| #2 | Betsijumala | +2.48 | 64 | 64 |
| #3 | creepcrab(\)(;,,;)(/) | +1.99 | 51 | 81 |
| #4 | KAUPPIAS | +1.33 | 60 | 68 |
| #5 | esva | +0.43 | 44 | 53 |





