








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 838 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Wingman | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2656 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3901 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2798 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3979 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,506,601 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dyego Fuego | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | daty96 | 57% | 72 |
| #3 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | 52% | 128 |
| #4 | hilti⭕⃤. | 51% | 68 |
| #5 | Failoh | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNk 웃 | 434 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | Ekki*FFP* | 380 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | 286 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | hilti⭕⃤. | 197 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | daty96 | 176 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmashZip | +3.01 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | daty96 | +2.20 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | hilti⭕⃤. | +2.19 | 87 | 75 |
| #4 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | +2.08 | 85 | 69 |
| #5 | Jago | +0.52 | 69 | 59 |





