








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 423 | 18% |
| Smokes | 821 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 626 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 489 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $206,148 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maexzzz | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Failoh | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | Ekki*FFP* | 65% | 20 |
| #5 | Jago | 62% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ekki*FFP* | 65% | 20 |
| #5 | Jago | 62% | 45 |
| #6 | daty96 | 58% | 65 |
| #7 | hilti⭕⃤. | 57% | 21 |
| #8 | iNk 웃 | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jago | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Ekki*FFP* | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daty96 | 177 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | iNk 웃 | 80 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | hilti⭕⃤. | 80 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ekki*FFP* | 76 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jago | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hilti⭕⃤. | +2.56 | 89 | 79 |
| #2 | daty96 | +2.35 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | +1.56 | 82 | 71 |
| #4 | iNk 웃 | +1.31 | 62 | 75 |
| #5 | Ekki*FFP* | -0.33 | 73 | 65 |





