








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 919 | 22% |
| Smokes | 895 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1322 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 964 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,228 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maexzzz | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Failoh | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | Ekki*FFP* | 64% | 47 |
| #4 | hilti⭕⃤. | 61% | 41 |
| #5 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | 61% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | hilti⭕⃤. | 61% | 41 |
| #5 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | 61% | 61 |
| #6 | Dyego Fuego | 58% | 65 |
| #7 | iNk 웃 | 57% | 61 |
| #8 | Jago | 57% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jago | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Dyego Fuego | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Ekki*FFP* | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNk 웃 | 158 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Ekki*FFP* | 146 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | hilti⭕⃤. | 142 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | 114 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dyego Fuego | 113 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hilti⭕⃤. | +2.67 | 87 | 77 |
| #2 | daty96 | +2.19 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | +1.26 | 83 | 69 |
| #4 | iNk 웃 | +0.06 | 59 | 76 |
| #5 | Ekki*FFP* | -0.68 | 69 | 67 |





