








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 388 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5692 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4692 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7390 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5630 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,165,433 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daty96 | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | SmashZip | 54% | 109 |
| #3 | Brandgefahr | 50% | 42 |
| #4 | J. | 49% | 76 |
| #5 | Jago | 48% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Ekki*FFP* | 46% | 346 |
| #9 | ferraripeekツ Pxel420 | 42% | 36 |
| #10 | Eder | 40% | 47 |
| #11 | cactusbereldeng|KeenDoheem | 40% | 91 |
| #12 | giga pleb | 39% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ekki*FFP* | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | hilti⭕⃤. | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | SmashZip | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Jago | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ekki*FFP* | 926 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #2 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | 649 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #3 | hilti⭕⃤. | 582 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #4 | SmashZip | 383 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | cactusbereldeng|KeenDoheem | 366 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmashZip | +2.30 | 69 | 73 |
| #2 | ferraripeekツ Pxel420 | +2.19 | 60 | 68 |
| #3 | hilti⭕⃤. | +1.93 | 88 | 75 |
| #4 | daty96 | +1.70 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | ✪︎ R3D5TAR | +1.64 | 84 | 69 |





