








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 773 | 21% |
| Smokes | 962 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1024 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 959 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,926 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | isak | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | iba💯 | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | IZY | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | Arma2 | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | BELLA CIAO | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Pekka Ariola | 47% | 19 |
| #9 | Silver | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | HaLLbERG^^ | 43% | 7 |
| #11 | phyx | 36% | 22 |
| #12 | Misfits x wackie | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iba💯 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | BELLA CIAO | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Arma2 | 1 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iba💯 | 89 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Pekka Ariola | 67 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | IZY | 67 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Titan | 60 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | levin | 54 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Titan | +3.52 | 89 | 57 |
| #2 | Arma2 | +1.29 | 91 | 50 |
| #3 | Misfits x wackie | +0.63 | 81 | 42 |
| #4 | iba💯 | +0.57 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | levin | +0.12 | 71 | 65 |





