








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 545 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 391 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4989 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5957 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4480 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5007 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $694,022 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Devul | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Saint | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | HaLLbERG^^ | 62% | 60 |
| #4 | levin | 59% | 92 |
| #5 | Ma Dong-seok | 58% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | BELLA CIAO | 54% | 138 |
| #9 | MF DOOM | 53% | 57 |
| #10 | -Hoken | 50% | 70 |
| #11 | iba💯 | 48% | 122 |
| #12 | Frank | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BELLA CIAO | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | MF DOOM | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | -Hoken | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Nelle | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | levin | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iba💯 | 115 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Pekka Ariola | 85 | 0.96 | 2 min |
| #3 | BELLA CIAO | 80 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | levin | 74 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | -Hoken | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaLLbERG^^ | +2.94 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | IZY | +1.50 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | levin | +1.13 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | Saint | +1.01 | 63 | 74 |
| #5 | iba💯 | +0.31 | 73 | 60 |





