








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 617 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,855 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4008 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2714 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3959 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4117 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2810 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,398,326 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teddster | 70% | 53 |
| #2 | HaLLbERG^^ | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | isak | 59% | 61 |
| #4 | Misfits x wackie | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | MF DOOM | 56% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Pekka Ariola | 47% | 115 |
| #14 | Õlsaan | 44% | 25 |
| #15 | DRUNK3N_S0LD13R | 39% | 33 |
| #16 | â™±MollyMannenâ™± | 39% | 31 |
| #17 | Titan | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MF DOOM | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | phyx | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | IZY | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | BELLA CIAO | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | -Hoken | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phyx | 573 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | Pekka Ariola | 405 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | IZY | 386 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | MF DOOM | 276 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | BELLA CIAO | 221 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Titan | +2.37 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | Misfits x wackie | +2.25 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | Teddster | +1.36 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | Pekka Ariola | +1.17 | 83 | 69 |
| #5 | Õlsaan | +1.10 | 72 | 72 |





