








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 401 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,847 | |
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8189 | 24% |
| Smokes | 9680 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7316 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8422 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,729,317 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 618 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misfits x wackie | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | Arma2 | 55% | 118 |
| #3 | BELLA CIAO | 55% | 170 |
| #4 | Pekka Ariola | 54% | 114 |
| #5 | glENn | 53% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | iba💯 | 48% | 205 |
| #10 | Pillefj0ng | 48% | 61 |
| #11 | HaLLbERG^^ | 47% | 182 |
| #12 | -Hoken | 47% | 62 |
| #13 | Nelle | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BELLA CIAO | 17 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | iba💯 | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | MF DOOM | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | HaLLbERG^^ | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Arma2 | 7 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaLLbERG^^ | 425 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pekka Ariola | 399 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | iba💯 | 348 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | Õlsaan | 305 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | BELLA CIAO | 298 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misfits x wackie | +4.00 | 93 | 58 |
| #2 | Pillefj0ng | +1.99 | 83 | 72 |
| #3 | glENn | +1.71 | 91 | 77 |
| #4 | Õlsaan | +1.17 | 66 | 72 |
| #5 | Pekka Ariola | +0.84 | 82 | 70 |





