








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 578 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 197 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6248 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4764 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4905 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3284 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,091,897 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misfits x wackie | 67% | 55 |
| #2 | MF DOOM | 66% | 62 |
| #3 | BELLA CIAO | 62% | 63 |
| #4 | IZY | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | phyx | 54% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | IZY | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | phyx | 54% | 114 |
| #6 | ♱MollyMannen♱ | 50% | 28 |
| #7 | iba💯 | 47% | 115 |
| #8 | -Hoken | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phyx | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | iba💯 | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | MF DOOM | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Misfits x wackie | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | BELLA CIAO | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phyx | 399 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | MF DOOM | 294 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | iba💯 | 279 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | BELLA CIAO | 140 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Misfits x wackie | 135 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misfits x wackie | +3.74 | 90 | 57 |
| #2 | Pekka Ariola | +0.72 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | BELLA CIAO | -0.00 | 77 | 52 |
| #4 | IZY | -0.42 | 65 | 62 |
| #5 | ♱MollyMannen♱ | -0.51 | 73 | 50 |





