








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 493 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4033 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3867 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2886 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3556 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,145,651 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 657 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aTTe | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | MrSuperrs | 64% | 116 |
| #3 | alxcb0b | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | kazub | 59% | 94 |
| #5 | 1totemic | 57% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | k0tka | 52% | 254 |
| #10 | Aero | 51% | 37 |
| #11 | Kurjen Jimmy | 51% | 39 |
| #12 | fella | 50% | 202 |
| #13 | Lauri (gamer) | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0tka | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | fella | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Dr. Edger | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | kazub | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | 1totemic | 7 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1totemic | 1022 | 0.24 | 33 min |
| #2 | Dr. Edger | 1012 | 0.28 | 25 min |
| #3 | kazub | 566 | 0.29 | 15 min |
| #4 | MrSuperrs | 555 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #5 | k0tka | 546 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alxcb0b | +6.10 | 92 | 75 |
| #2 | kazub | +2.15 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | jussukka | +2.14 | 82 | 77 |
| #4 | 1totemic | +1.38 | 81 | 66 |
| #5 | MrSuperrs | +0.45 | 74 | 74 |





