








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 850 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Faceit | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7531 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7372 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3191 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5799 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,352,088 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Bonzo✪ | 68% | 68 |
| #2 | aso | 64% | 84 |
| #3 | toot6fin | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | Jbooh | 64% | 33 |
| #5 | Snowman | 59% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Edger | 897 | 0.27 | 23 min |
| #2 | Kurjen Jimmy | 584 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | Snowman | 579 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #4 | fella | 497 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #5 | k0tka | 484 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KartDude | +1.89 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | Jbooh | +1.41 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | kazub | +1.37 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | xd | +0.97 | 88 | 56 |
| #5 | toot6fin | +0.93 | 73 | 68 |





