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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 392 matches | ||
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7981 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8563 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6168 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8311 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,675,052 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KartDude | 70% | 44 |
| #2 | Ад Эльн | 70% | 37 |
| #3 | LukatsuXD | 68% | 38 |
| #4 | aTTe | 67% | 36 |
| #5 | pake | 65% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | fella | 54% | 171 |
| #15 | aso | 51% | 63 |
| #16 | Snowman | 48% | 126 |
| #17 | Kurjen Jimmy | 47% | 45 |
| #18 | aksuq | 34% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0tka | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | fella | 12 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | kazub | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | 1totemic | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Dr. Edger | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1totemic | 1260 | 0.25 | 38 min |
| #2 | Dr. Edger | 1076 | 0.29 | 25 min |
| #3 | Snowman | 600 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #4 | kazub | 465 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #5 | k0tka | 399 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KartDude | +2.18 | 93 | 57 |
| #2 | kazub | +2.02 | 68 | 77 |
| #3 | ✪Bonzo✪ | +1.36 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | hämrär | +1.22 | 89 | 67 |
| #5 | 1totemic | +1.06 | 84 | 71 |





