








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 938 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 167 matches | ||
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Wingman | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6567 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7409 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6057 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6649 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,578,794 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1061 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OYSHI | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | Ntererr | 57% | 136 |
| #3 | headshot machine | 56% | 63 |
| #4 | Freeman*- | 52% | 79 |
| #5 | K0han- | 50% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | headshot machine | 56% | 63 |
| #4 | Freeman*- | 52% | 79 |
| #5 | K0han- | 50% | 70 |
| #6 | fAME- | 50% | 126 |
| #7 | vladimus | 42% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fAME- | 19 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | headshot machine | 14 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Ntererr | 13 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | K0han- | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | OYSHI | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ntererr | 584 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | headshot machine | 243 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | fAME- | 173 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | OYSHI | 131 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | K0han- | 82 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fAME- | +4.87 | 92 | 61 |
| #2 | Ntererr | +3.79 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | headshot machine | +2.60 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | K0han- | +1.69 | 79 | 52 |
| #5 | OYSHI | +1.58 | 83 | 59 |





