








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9116 | 42% |
| Smokes | 5718 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3171 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3569 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $914,557 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | machtnix. | 61% | 54 |
| #2 | dolansky | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | n!c0^ | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | Koka 死 | 59% | 173 |
| #5 | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ɴ1c0 | 58% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scott | +7.41 | 86 | 74 |
| #2 | n!c0^ | +2.78 | 79 | 78 |
| #3 | dolansky | +2.18 | 82 | 64 |
| #4 | Amerikano_95 | +1.38 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | bomsta 😐 | +1.20 | 81 | 56 |





