








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 216 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,742 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5351 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5264 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3366 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3761 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $694,903 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | machtnix. | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | T o s i c | 62% | 52 |
| #3 | Amerikano_95 | 58% | 100 |
| #4 | Koka 死 | 56% | 84 |
| #5 | Hakuna.#<3 | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | T o s i c | 62% | 52 |
| #3 | Amerikano_95 | 58% | 100 |
| #4 | Koka 死 | 56% | 84 |
| #5 | Hakuna.#<3 | 46% | 50 |
| #6 | Liquidline | 43% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koka 死 | 27 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | Liquidline | 12 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Amerikano_95 | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | T o s i c | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Hakuna.#<3 | 5 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amerikano_95 | 425 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | Koka 死 | 322 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Hakuna.#<3 | 319 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #4 | T o s i c | 213 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Liquidline | 183 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amerikano_95 | +1.87 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | machtnix. | +0.57 | 81 | 43 |
| #3 | T o s i c | +0.54 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | Hakuna.#<3 | +0.44 | 75 | 68 |
| #5 | Koka 死 | +0.13 | 64 | 60 |





