








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7247 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5669 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7171 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3964 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,151 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 547 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | machtnix. | 58% | 57 |
| #6 | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ɴ1c0 | 56% | 84 |
| #7 | bomsta 😐 | 51% | 47 |
| #8 | T o s i c | 50% | 34 |
| #9 | ᠌ ˡᶤˢᵃ | 26% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᠌ ˡᶤˢᵃ | 16 | 0.0210 |
| #2 | Amerikano_95 | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ɴ1c0 | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | MoldenMoc | 6 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | T o s i c | 6 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoldenMoc | +1.77 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | machtnix. | +1.75 | 84 | 44 |
| #3 | dolansky | +1.64 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | Amerikano_95 | +1.57 | 83 | 69 |
| #5 | bomsta 😐 | +0.97 | 79 | 56 |





