








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 548 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2953 | 13% |
| Smokes | 5628 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7355 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 6049 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,420,746 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robert I. | 69% | 48 |
| #2 | Amerikano_95 | 61% | 54 |
| #3 | megalopolik | 59% | 230 |
| #4 | Sparkyy | 58% | 118 |
| #5 | Erosive | 58% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Larsomart | 53% | 49 |
| #9 | T o s i c | 53% | 78 |
| #10 | N 1 f t i | 50% | 80 |
| #11 | schwimmer1 | 45% | 53 |
| #12 | ᠌ ˡᶤˢᵃ | 44% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᠌ ˡᶤˢᵃ | 19 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Erosive | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | megalopolik | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Sparkyy | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | N 1 f t i | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megalopolik | 797 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #2 | Erosive | 732 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #3 | Sparkyy | 279 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Amerikano_95 | 259 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | T o s i c | 224 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erosive | +5.54 | 92 | 64 |
| #2 | megalopolik | +3.48 | 94 | 65 |
| #3 | Sparkyy | +2.35 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | Amerikano_95 | +1.36 | 84 | 67 |
| #5 | schwimmer1 | +1.18 | 75 | 51 |





