








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2367 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3779 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3369 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2967 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,285,631 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoldenMoc | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Hope | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | BIG henry | 68% | 37 |
| #4 | Amerikano_95 | 61% | 41 |
| #5 | Koka 死 | 58% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoldenMoc | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Hope | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | BIG henry | 68% | 37 |
| #4 | Amerikano_95 | 61% | 41 |
| #5 | Koka 死 | 58% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koka 死 | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Amerikano_95 | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | MoldenMoc | 3 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koka 死 | 463 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Amerikano_95 | 215 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | MoldenMoc | 69 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | BIG henry | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hope | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolansky | +1.96 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | Amerikano_95 | +0.83 | 82 | 74 |
| #3 | Hope | +0.76 | 63 | 48 |
| #4 | BIG henry | +0.46 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | MoldenMoc | +0.28 | 83 | 64 |





