








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 470 | 17% |
| Smokes | 643 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1126 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 604 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $571,523 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kael | 60% | 93 |
| #2 | OzRuK | 60% | 124 |
| #3 | JOGOAT | 59% | 75 |
| #4 | no thoughts head empty | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | Veko | 55% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | OzRuK | 60% | 124 |
| #3 | JOGOAT | 59% | 75 |
| #4 | no thoughts head empty | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | Veko | 55% | 47 |
| #6 | Vumr3 | 51% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kael | 36 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | OzRuK | 23 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | Veko | 13 | 0.0163 |
| #4 | Vumr3 | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | JOGOAT | 7 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kael | 338 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | OzRuK | 261 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Vumr3 | 90 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Veko | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | no thoughts head empty | 45 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zabujca | +3.18 | 67 | 37 |
| #2 | kael | +2.30 | 56 | 46 |
| #3 | OzRuK | -0.42 | 37 | 59 |
| #4 | Veko | -0.82 | 59 | 40 |
| #5 | JOGOAT | -1.15 | 48 | 47 |





