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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 639 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




427 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8437 | 19% |
| Smokes | 10198 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 11615 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 13283 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,487,433 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zabujca | 60% | 93 |
| #2 | OzRuK | 57% | 145 |
| #3 | Veko | 56% | 228 |
| #4 | sigmowich | 54% | 217 |
| #5 | stay strapped | 53% | 290 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Veko | 56% | 228 |
| #4 | sigmowich | 54% | 217 |
| #5 | stay strapped | 53% | 290 |
| #6 | JOGOAT | 52% | 457 |
| #7 | no thoughts head empty | 51% | 559 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | no thoughts head empty | 89 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Veko | 81 | 0.0187 |
| #3 | stay strapped | 66 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | JOGOAT | 60 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | sigmowich | 44 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | no thoughts head empty | 845 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | sigmowich | 735 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #3 | stay strapped | 426 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Veko | 387 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | OzRuK | 301 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zabujca | +3.17 | 68 | 34 |
| #2 | kael | +3.02 | 55 | 42 |
| #3 | stay strapped | +0.49 | 15 | 34 |
| #4 | Veko | +0.12 | 65 | 37 |
| #5 | OzRuK | +0.06 | 36 | 54 |





