








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 592 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1112 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 959 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 694 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $104,023 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veko | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | OzRuK | 51% | 59 |
| #3 | zabujca | 51% | 69 |
| #4 | JOGOAT | 50% | 36 |
| #5 | kael | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veko | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | OzRuK | 51% | 59 |
| #3 | zabujca | 51% | 69 |
| #4 | JOGOAT | 50% | 36 |
| #5 | kael | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OzRuK | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | kael | 7 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | zabujca | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | JOGOAT | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Veko | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OzRuK | 147 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | kael | 97 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | zabujca | 56 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Veko | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | JOGOAT | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zabujca | +2.56 | 72 | 42 |
| #2 | kael | +0.18 | 54 | 53 |
| #3 | OzRuK | -0.63 | 44 | 63 |
| #4 | Veko | -1.22 | 66 | 43 |
| #5 | Vumr3 | -1.38 | 66 | 53 |





