








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1145 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1424 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1581 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1549 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $675,975 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peater555 | 58% | 83 |
| #2 | [ST]METJU | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Platina 10 | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | Mave | 53% | 75 |
| #5 | KiRT4P | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | KAJŠMENTKE | 45% | 11 |
| #11 | Bakyt | 45% | 44 |
| #12 | rdlf | 40% | 20 |
| #13 | Mister Fleš | 40% | 35 |
| #14 | $timp¥ | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peater555 | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Mave | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | rdlf | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Platina 10 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | KiRT4P | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bakyt | 80 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Fr1ďo | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mave | 68 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Platina 10 | 50 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Patres | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | npol20 | +3.61 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | $timp¥ | +3.39 | 71 | 68 |
| #3 | Fr1ďo | +2.67 | 43 | 56 |
| #4 | Mave | +1.08 | 40 | 60 |
| #5 | KAJŠMENTKE | +0.69 | 64 | 59 |





