








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 520 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2951 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4737 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4542 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4684 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,170,745 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Platina 10 | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | Billy Bazmeg | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | rdlf | 51% | 133 |
| #4 | KiRT4P | 49% | 426 |
| #5 | Bakyt | 49% | 417 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiRT4P | 20 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Bakyt | 15 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Fr1ďo | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Peater555 | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Patres | 9 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bakyt | 731 | 0.08 | 21 min |
| #2 | rdlf | 347 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | Fr1ďo | 317 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | Patres | 239 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | KiRT4P | 232 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | npol20 | +2.30 | 64 | 63 |
| #2 | $timp¥ | +1.25 | 60 | 69 |
| #3 | Mave | +1.23 | 41 | 59 |
| #4 | KiRT4P | +0.83 | 59 | 48 |
| #5 | Fr1ďo | +0.66 | 31 | 58 |





