








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 672 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 518 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1371 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2445 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4730 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 2976 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,916,392 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 742 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | npol20 | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | Billy Bazmeg | 52% | 52 |
| #3 | Peater555 | 50% | 125 |
| #4 | Mave | 49% | 426 |
| #5 | rdlf | 48% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bakyt | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Mave | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Fr1ďo | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Patres | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Mister Fleš | 6 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bakyt | 766 | 0.08 | 22 min |
| #2 | Mave | 409 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #3 | rdlf | 298 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Fr1ďo | 267 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Patres | 243 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | npol20 | +1.37 | 62 | 58 |
| #2 | Mave | +1.19 | 41 | 60 |
| #3 | KiRT4P | +0.84 | 60 | 48 |
| #4 | Fr1ďo | +0.76 | 31 | 57 |
| #5 | $timp¥ | +0.25 | 57 | 67 |





