








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 932 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1838 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2655 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2274 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $511,402 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $timp¥ | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Mave | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | KAJŠMENTKE | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Peater555 | 54% | 125 |
| #5 | Billy Bazmeg | 54% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | [ST]METJU | 47% | 17 |
| #11 | npol20 | 47% | 30 |
| #12 | PolRici_NaPalici | 45% | 22 |
| #13 | Mister Fleš | 42% | 24 |
| #14 | KiRT4P | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peater555 | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Fr1ďo | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | $timp¥ | 2 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Billy Bazmeg | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Mave | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAJŠMENTKE | 106 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Fr1ďo | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Peater555 | 62 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | npol20 | 61 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | [ST]METJU | 58 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mave | +2.70 | 41 | 60 |
| #2 | Fr1ďo | +2.68 | 47 | 63 |
| #3 | npol20 | +2.45 | 69 | 53 |
| #4 | $timp¥ | +2.43 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | Peater555 | +1.99 | 35 | 41 |





