








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1046 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2553 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4399 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3228 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,843,508 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 849 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy Bazmeg | 58% | 83 |
| #2 | KAJŠMENTKE | 56% | 62 |
| #3 | Platina 10 | 54% | 125 |
| #4 | rdlf | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | KiRT4P | 50% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Bakyt | 48% | 143 |
| #10 | Fr1ďo | 47% | 94 |
| #11 | $timp¥ | 46% | 41 |
| #12 | PolRici_NaPalici | 41% | 32 |
| #13 | Mister Fleš | 40% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiRT4P | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Mave | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | $timp¥ | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Platina 10 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Patres | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bakyt | 268 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | KAJŠMENTKE | 239 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Fr1ďo | 184 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mave | 172 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Patres | 150 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | npol20 | +2.19 | 63 | 59 |
| #2 | Fr1ďo | +1.98 | 40 | 54 |
| #3 | $timp¥ | +1.27 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | Mave | +0.96 | 46 | 61 |
| #5 | Peater555 | +0.86 | 38 | 41 |





