








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 765 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Esplay | 17 matches | 1,938 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5964 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4579 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4007 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4061 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,050,840 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 329 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RabitN | 62% | 77 |
| #2 | Ragnarök | 61% | 61 |
| #3 | hög??? | 56% | 103 |
| #4 | phyx | 55% | 118 |
| #5 | HaLLbERG^^ | 55% | 191 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | HaLLbERG^^ | 55% | 191 |
| #6 | BELLA CIAO | 55% | 62 |
| #7 | Saint | 54% | 71 |
| #8 | Õlsaan | 51% | 80 |
| #9 | Hatalöven1888 | 51% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hatalöven1888 | 47 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | hög??? | 25 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | RabitN | 22 | 0.0150 |
| #4 | HaLLbERG^^ | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | phyx | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaLLbERG^^ | 429 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | phyx | 347 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | hög??? | 333 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Hatalöven1888 | 246 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Õlsaan | 223 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arma2 | +1.78 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | hög??? | +1.68 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | Saint | +0.59 | 70 | 69 |
| #4 | Õlsaan | +0.25 | 61 | 70 |
| #5 | HaLLbERG^^ | -0.06 | 65 | 53 |





