








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 544 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5410 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3222 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2778 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2633 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,286,516 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RabitN | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | Arma2 | 56% | 103 |
| #3 | Hatalöven1888 | 54% | 218 |
| #4 | Ragnarök | 53% | 66 |
| #5 | RoseDev | 47% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hatalöven1888 | 66 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | RoseDev | 20 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Arma2 | 13 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | 黑鬼 | ミw0nzy | 10 | 0.0213 |
| #5 | Ragnarök | 8 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hatalöven1888 | 374 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | Arma2 | 366 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | RoseDev | 313 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ragnarök | 191 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Zer0 | 111 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hög??? | +4.09 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | Arma2 | +2.30 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | RabitN | -0.59 | 60 | 32 |
| #4 | RoseDev | -0.71 | 55 | 58 |
| #5 | Hatalöven1888 | -1.23 | 48 | 38 |





